Wednesday 26 November 2014

Review - FKA Twigs

FKA Twigs
LP1

"I love another / And thus I hate myself". Those are the words with which FKA Twigs starts off her phenomenal new album, and right from the start you know this is going to be something different. It's difficult to describe her sound, but the most obvious point of reference is Prince. Just like the Purple One, Twigs' music oozes sex from every note, but without Prince's swagger. This is slow, dark music, like Burial producing Nick Cave, and on top of it all she has the dancing talent and the decidedly English phrasing of Kate Bush. But all these wild associations still don't fully describe her sound. To be honest, I don't think I can describe it. It's minimal, but layered; sweaty and claustrophobic, but with the glacial chill of Kraftwerk. And then there's her voice. FKA Twigs' voice is a unique instrument, with a sound like a human theremin. She manages to combine braggadocio, creepiness and vulnerability not only in the same song, but in the way she sings a single word. This album is like nothing I've heard before, and it's one that I know I'll be listening to a lot in the near future.

9/10

Tuesday 18 November 2014

Review - Shellac

Shellac
Dude Incredible

Steve Albini's current band kick off their new album with a song about monkeys trying to get laid - this is completely unsurprising. That's the kind of guys we're dealing with here. I've got to be honest, Shellac has always been my least-favourite Albini band, and this album hasn't changed that, but they're still better than ninety per cent of the other bands out there, and Dude Incredible is a solid album. As always, Shellac know their way around a groove, and most of the songs here are built around repetitive, swinging guitar lines and rolling drums that give the album a great drive. The whole thing could be the soundtrack to some epic battle scene in a war film. In a lot of ways, Shellac are a jam band, but without any of the self-indulgent noodling that that implies - they know how to take a riff and run with it, while ensuring that no song overstays its welcome. This is an album that definitely deserves repeat listens.

Rating: 7/10

Thursday 13 November 2014

Armistice Day poetry



The French Woman

She was not young
Nor was her flesh as faultless as the smooth sepia girls of French postcards
A soft, round-arsed woman in a warm room
The wallpaper peeling

At her hips and stomach
Age and three children had lined her
As deeply as the Flanders countryside

He undressed nervously
Fumbling, clumsy from apprehension and Dutch courage
He had never before been naked in front of a woman
He was half afraid she would laugh

He took a quiet pride in her orgasm
As he would in a medal
Or a successful bet.


























1915

When he ran through
Air filled with machineguns’ ratatatat
Bodies slumping over folded in half like broken shotguns
Limbless as department store mannequins
But mannequins don’t scream
                                    leave red patches in the mud
                                    call for morphine or their mothers
                                    shit themselves
                                    and go mad
When the shells sent up showers of mud and men
He saw the French woman.

No Mons angel
but her inviting big-arsed nakedness
hung before him in the bullet-blistered sunlight.
When he woke in the night to the sound of a sniper's bullet
colandering a skull
and the night air burned his lungs like chlorine gas
it was from dreams of her that he was roused.

And when he returned to that same town
that same bed
that same round, sagging body

he saw the face of a German he had bayoneted and stamped into the mud.























The French Woman’s Soldier

He looked faintly ridiculous
A young man
                        barely more than a boy
in an ill-fitting uniform. Not so much older
than her own sons.
He approached her body like all virgins,
first tentative, then insatiable,
his flesh a live wire under her hands.
He trembled like a frightened animal.

She put her mouth on him and drew out the fear
                                                                the homesickness
                                                                the thoughts of looking down to find
                                                                      his legs
                                                                           sheared
   off
                                                                           like
                                                                           daffodils
The longing for his mother
and crumpets dripping with butter
a warm bed with time to sleep in.

By the time he came that way again,
she had forgotten his face.
But she treated him with the same kindness she showed to all her soldiers.
Like a priest performing the last rites.






















Home

The London streets were stranger to him
than all the bloody yards of France.

He met a girl there
who let him think he was her first.

At his proposal, her eyes filled
with the realisation that she had something else to lose.

Then back to where the guns
were louder than church bells,

and her face faded
like the light in the eyes of a dying man.

He sought out other women, whose paid-for bodies
did not remind him of his comrades’ shattered limbs.

It was easier to replace love with a transaction;
money for flesh. The fighting had taken away
his appetite for complicated things. And he built

a little jar in a corner of his heart,
to keep his love in. So it could be
kept fresh for her,
like something frozen.






















Walls

He slogged through the war-churned mud
And wondered
At how many heroic dreams he once had had.
How strange that seemed,
Among these corpses clustered in each ditch
Like moths might gather round a candle flame.
He learned to separate himself;
To build up walls secure as any bunker
Around the part of him that still dreamed of Camden Town.
He kept it walled in
Like a countess.

He became as simple and blunt as a club
And old thoughts of courage did not trouble him
Anymore than they would trouble the rats he caught
With cheese on the end of a bayonet.
Against the flies, the lice,
The flag-charged dying of the place
He held the French woman
And all the facsimiles of her he had sought
In a dozen cheap whorehouses
And so he did not mind
That he woke each morning to the smell of cordite and rotten flesh.
Secure within his walls,
He saved the part of him he would bring home.
And leave the bloody soldier in some foreign field.























Walls (2)

He was silent as a shell-hole
Beneath the guns’ harsh syllables
His rifle barked its orders
Like a major
All at once the walls fell
Swiftly as death
No
Not death
For death is a lazy thing,
And all too often drags its feet.

            He had seen
            Death
            Move slower than a cloud on a breezeless day
            Crawling over the broken living shells of men
            Long since past saving
           
            Death the malingerer
            Arriving hours after
            The crashing of a bullet into some vital place
            The bowels strewn like confetti
            The howitzer’s inarguable command

Something else, then;
Some image more fitting

The dropping of a kestrel
Fast and simple as a stone
Thrown down from the sun-choked sky.

The walls came down.

Out poured the Camden boy
                  the love of home
                  of tea and toast by the fire
                  and other unheroic things
For the first time in three years,
He was seized with the urge to live.

He lay in the hole for three days
Before they found him,
Swollen and black with decay.

He would not live to see his soft, comfortable grandchildren
Wave flags
Wear their poppies like medals
And talk of the glorious dead.