Tuesday 3 September 2013

Grindcore for Beginners Part 7 - From the Sublime to the Ridiculous

Anal Cunt
The 88-Song EP

Anal Cunt. Now there’s a name. If ever there was a band whose name was their mission statement, it’s these guys. They set out with the intention of being the most hilariously, parodically offensive band in the world, and they managed it. With album titles like 20 More Reasons To Hate Us and Everyone Should Be Killed, and songs like “You Only Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick”, AxCx (as they have to be known on album sleeves) took the in-you-face, look-how-confrontational-I-can-be attitude of many grindcore and death metal bands and parodied it mercilessly. Their lyrics – when they had them – were (to begin with) concise, to-the-point and utterly hilarious. The music was stupid in the extreme – apparently largely improvised, it sounded like what it was: a couple of blokes trying to make the noisiest racket they could. I’m not sure if the late great John Peel ever heard Anal Cunt, but they sound like the band of his dreams. The 88-Song EP was their second release, and it captures the band in that brief moment when they were still funny, before frontman Seth Putnam started to buy into his own shtick and the band crossed the line between hilarious bad taste and boring, childish shock tactics.


There are an awful lot of comedy bands in grindcore: there are also a lot of awful comedy bands in grindcore. Basically, Anal Cunt is the one band that rises above the level of Tenacious D. Grindcore has always had a certain stupidity at its heart, like all punk – grand opuses and incisive social comment are all very well, but sometimes it’s fun to just listen to something so brilliantly idiotic that it’s fun. So give it a listen, if only to remind yourself that music doesn't have to be smart to be good.

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